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SleepNot Toddler T-shirt
$24.00
If your toddler treats bedtime like a personal attack… this shirt gets it.
Our “SleepNot” toddler tee is made for tiny rebels, future metalheads, and kids who absolutely refuse naps like it’s their full-time job.
🖤 Perfect for:
- Chaos toddlers
- Alt / goth / emo families
- Funny baby outfits
- Gifts that aren’t basic
🖤 SHIRT OPTIONS
Standard Tee (Gildan)
- Classic fit (slightly more structured)
- Durable, everyday wear
- More fitted feel
- Budget-friendly option
Premium Tee (Bella + Canvas)
- Softer + lighter feel
- Slightly looser, modern fit
- Higher-end look + comfort
- Feels like your favorite worn-in band tee
👉 If you care about softness — go premium.
🖤 DETAILS
- Available in Black or White
- Sizes: 2T – 5T
- Professionally printed (no cracking, no peeling)
- Made to order in-house 🖤
🖤 SIZING TIP
Fits true to size
👉 Size up if you want that oversized, comfy band tee vibe
🖤 WHY PEOPLE LOVE THIS
- Actually funny (not cringe Etsy humor)
- Unique alt style you won’t find in big stores
- Matches your vibe if you’re raising a tiny menace
🖤 PROCESSING
Made to order
Ships from Canada 🇨🇦
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Customer service was excellent and fast. Item arrived much sooner than expected :)
Mariah St. Jean
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Great material, shipped fast, and it has been washed often and still looks perfect!
Sharon
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Parfais!!! C est exactement ce que nous voulions pour faire une blague a ma mère.
arrades
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Communication was great. It was drafted, confirmed, created and shipped in a matter of a couple of days. When I received it, it was so nicely packaged.
This has been one of my favourite gifts to give someone.
You will not be disappointed.
Franca
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Bought this for my friends who are expecting a baby.
But these are so cute and funny it makes me wish it was my size...
Martijn
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Important book!!!! Full of insight and comfort. Weaves together so much information. Thank you so much!!! If you feel at all drawn to it, then get it and read it, and you will understand!
pegasil
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I loved this for my baby cousin and the sizing was just perfect too.
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This onesie is perfect for my granddaughter! Such a cute baby shower gift
Priscilla
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