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Rage Against the Crib Baby Bodysuit
$24.00
For babies who absolutely refuse sleep… and will protest accordingly 😤
This “Rage Against the Crib” bodysuit is made for tiny rebels, future rock fans, and babies who treat bedtime like a full-blown uprising.
Loud energy. Zero naps. No compliance.
🖤 DETAILS
- Available in Black or White
- Sizes: 0–3M up to 18–24M
- Soft, breathable cotton
- Easy snap closure (for quick changes mid-meltdown)
- Professionally printed — no cracking or peeling
🖤 THE VIBE
- Rock / punk baby energy
- Anti-sleep protest mode
- Funny but instantly relatable
- Clean bold text that pops in photos
🖤 PERFECT FOR
- Music-loving parents
- Funny baby shower gifts
- Babies who fight naps like it’s personal
- Alternative / edgy baby style
🖤 SIZING
True to size
👉 Size up for longer wear or chunkier babies
🖤 PROCESSING
Made to order
Ships from Canada 🇨🇦
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Customer service was excellent and fast. Item arrived much sooner than expected :)
Mariah St. Jean
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Great material, shipped fast, and it has been washed often and still looks perfect!
Sharon
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Parfais!!! C est exactement ce que nous voulions pour faire une blague a ma mère.
arrades
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Communication was great. It was drafted, confirmed, created and shipped in a matter of a couple of days. When I received it, it was so nicely packaged.
This has been one of my favourite gifts to give someone.
You will not be disappointed.
Franca
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Bought this for my friends who are expecting a baby.
But these are so cute and funny it makes me wish it was my size...
Martijn
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Important book!!!! Full of insight and comfort. Weaves together so much information. Thank you so much!!! If you feel at all drawn to it, then get it and read it, and you will understand!
pegasil
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I loved this for my baby cousin and the sizing was just perfect too.
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This onesie is perfect for my granddaughter! Such a cute baby shower gift
Priscilla
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