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Lullabies But Make it Metal Baby Bodysuit
$22.00
For babies who don’t do soft lullabies… only metal 🤘
This “Lullabies But Make It Metal” onesie is made for tiny headbangers, alt families, and babies already living their best chaotic life.
It’s funny, bold, and honestly… way cooler than anything in a regular baby store.
🖤 DETAILS
- Available in Black or White
- Sizes: 0–3M up to 18–24M
- Soft, breathable cotton
- Easy snap closure (because diaper changes = urgent)
- Professionally printed
🖤 THE VIBE
- Metal baby energy
- Alternative / goth aesthetic
- Funny but still wearable daily
- Clean, bold design that actually stands out
🖤 PERFECT FOR
- Metal & rock families
- Unique baby shower gifts
- Alternative parents
- Babies with personality 😈
🖤 SIZING
True to size
👉 Size up for longer wear or chunkier babies
🖤 WHY THIS ONE SELLS
- Clear niche (metal parents = loyal buyers)
- Instantly readable design
- Works on both black AND white (huge plus for conversions)
🖤 PROCESSING
Made to order
Ships from Canada 🇨🇦
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Customer service was excellent and fast. Item arrived much sooner than expected :)
Mariah St. Jean
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Great material, shipped fast, and it has been washed often and still looks perfect!
Sharon
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Parfais!!! C est exactement ce que nous voulions pour faire une blague a ma mère.
arrades
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Communication was great. It was drafted, confirmed, created and shipped in a matter of a couple of days. When I received it, it was so nicely packaged.
This has been one of my favourite gifts to give someone.
You will not be disappointed.
Franca
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Bought this for my friends who are expecting a baby.
But these are so cute and funny it makes me wish it was my size...
Martijn
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Important book!!!! Full of insight and comfort. Weaves together so much information. Thank you so much!!! If you feel at all drawn to it, then get it and read it, and you will understand!
pegasil
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I loved this for my baby cousin and the sizing was just perfect too.
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This onesie is perfect for my granddaughter! Such a cute baby shower gift
Priscilla
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