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I Can't Fucking Read Toddler Tshirt
$28.00
“I can’t fucking read.” Toddler Tee
For the tiny rebel with zero patience and maximum attitude 😎
This hilarious toddler shirt is perfect for sarcastic little humans, alt parents, and anyone raising a future menace. Whether it’s daycare drop-off, family gatherings, or just causing chaos at the grocery store… this one gets reactions.
🖤 DETAILS:
• Available in black or white
• Sizes: 2T, 3T, 4T, 5T
• Choose your fit:
- Gildan Standard Tee (budget-friendly, durable, classic fit)
- Bella + Canvas Premium Tee (softer, lighter, more fitted + higher-end feel)
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Soft, comfy, and toddler-approved
• High-quality print that won’t crack or peel
• Unisex fit – perfect for boys & girls
• Makes the BEST funny gift 🎁
⚡ STYLE TIP:
Pair it with ripped jeans, leggings, or under a flannel for full mini-alt-kid energy.
📦 MADE WITH LOVE:
Each shirt is made to order in-house by a small Canadian business 🖤
(aka us – not mass produced, not boring)
⚠️ NOTE:
This design includes strong language – made for parents with a sense of humor 😏
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Customer service was excellent and fast. Item arrived much sooner than expected :)
Mariah St. Jean
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Great material, shipped fast, and it has been washed often and still looks perfect!
Sharon
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Parfais!!! C est exactement ce que nous voulions pour faire une blague a ma mère.
arrades
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Communication was great. It was drafted, confirmed, created and shipped in a matter of a couple of days. When I received it, it was so nicely packaged.
This has been one of my favourite gifts to give someone.
You will not be disappointed.
Franca
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Bought this for my friends who are expecting a baby.
But these are so cute and funny it makes me wish it was my size...
Martijn
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Important book!!!! Full of insight and comfort. Weaves together so much information. Thank you so much!!! If you feel at all drawn to it, then get it and read it, and you will understand!
pegasil
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I loved this for my baby cousin and the sizing was just perfect too.
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This onesie is perfect for my granddaughter! Such a cute baby shower gift
Priscilla
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