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I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me Baby Bodysuit
$22.00
For parents with a sense of humor 😏
This bold and hilarious baby bodysuit is perfect for those who love a little sarcasm, attitude, and unapologetic humor.
“I only cry when ugly people hold me” is guaranteed to turn heads, spark laughs, and maybe offend your in-laws just a little (worth it).
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super soft, comfy fabric for everyday wear
• High-quality print that won’t peel or fade
• Easy snap closure for quick diaper changes
• Eye-catching, conversation-starting design
• Perfect mix of cute + savage humor
🎁 PERFECT FOR:
• Funny baby shower gifts
• Parents with a dark sense of humor
• Unique newborn outfits
• Baby photo props
• Gag gifts that actually get worn
🧵 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Black bodysuit with crisp white lettering
• Unisex design – perfect for any baby
• Professionally heat pressed for durability
• Made in-house with care
📏 SIZING:
True to size. If between sizes, we recommend sizing up for longer wear.
🖤 SHOP VIBE:
Not your average baby clothes. We design bold, funny, slightly unhinged baby apparel for parents who don’t do basic.
⚡ PROCESSING + SHIPPING:
Made to order. Please allow time for production before shipping. Packaged with care.
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Customer service was excellent and fast. Item arrived much sooner than expected :)
Mariah St. Jean
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Great material, shipped fast, and it has been washed often and still looks perfect!
Sharon
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Parfais!!! C est exactement ce que nous voulions pour faire une blague a ma mère.
arrades
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Communication was great. It was drafted, confirmed, created and shipped in a matter of a couple of days. When I received it, it was so nicely packaged.
This has been one of my favourite gifts to give someone.
You will not be disappointed.
Franca
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Bought this for my friends who are expecting a baby.
But these are so cute and funny it makes me wish it was my size...
Martijn
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Important book!!!! Full of insight and comfort. Weaves together so much information. Thank you so much!!! If you feel at all drawn to it, then get it and read it, and you will understand!
pegasil
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I loved this for my baby cousin and the sizing was just perfect too.
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This onesie is perfect for my granddaughter! Such a cute baby shower gift
Priscilla
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