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Funny Kitchen Towels Set: "Man's Heart" & "Chloroform"
$15.00
Add a little dark humor to your kitchen 🖤
These funny flour sack kitchen towels are made for people who like their home decor with a bit of attitude. Whether you’re gifting or keeping them for yourself (no judgment 😏), they’re guaranteed to get a reaction.
🖤 What You Get:
Choose your style:
• Single towel
• Set of 2 (both designs)
Designs included:
• “The best way to a man’s heart…”
• “Does this towel smell like chloroform?”
🖤 Towel Details:
• Premium 100% cotton flour sack towels
• Soft, lightweight & super absorbent
• Bright white for crisp, bold designs
• Approx. 27” x 27”
• Durable + made to last (not those thin cheap ones)
🖤 Why You’ll Love Them:
• Actually useful (not just decorative)
• Funny, slightly unhinged energy (your vibe 😈)
• Perfect conversation starter
• Great gift idea for:
– housewarmings
– birthdays
– friends with dark humor
– that one person who shouldn’t be trusted in the kitchen
🖤 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach directly on design, iron on opposite side only
🖤 Made With Care:
Each towel is handmade in-house by us at Practical Moon Magic 🖤
🎁 Perfect Gift Idea:
These make amazing gifts for:
• goth / alt homes
• sarcastic friends
• funny couples
• anyone who loves weird + dark humor decor
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Customer service was excellent and fast. Item arrived much sooner than expected :)
Mariah St. Jean
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Great material, shipped fast, and it has been washed often and still looks perfect!
Sharon
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Parfais!!! C est exactement ce que nous voulions pour faire une blague a ma mère.
arrades
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Communication was great. It was drafted, confirmed, created and shipped in a matter of a couple of days. When I received it, it was so nicely packaged.
This has been one of my favourite gifts to give someone.
You will not be disappointed.
Franca
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Bought this for my friends who are expecting a baby.
But these are so cute and funny it makes me wish it was my size...
Martijn
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Important book!!!! Full of insight and comfort. Weaves together so much information. Thank you so much!!! If you feel at all drawn to it, then get it and read it, and you will understand!
pegasil
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I loved this for my baby cousin and the sizing was just perfect too.
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This onesie is perfect for my granddaughter! Such a cute baby shower gift
Priscilla
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