End Of Life Planner- Oh F*ck I’m Dead

This planner was created by myself and published through Kindle Direct Publishing. Oh Fuck I’m Dead: A Planner for the Tragically Dead and Mildly Inconvenienced

Sorry, It’s Your Problem Now: The Darkly Funny End-of-Life Planner.

In paperback, 133 pages

Because death is inevitable — but chaos isn’t.

This hilariously morbid end-of-life planner helps you organize all your vital information before you kick the bucket. From passwords to pets, debts to funeral playlists, this book makes death planning shockingly entertaining (and surprisingly practical).

Inside, you’ll find sarcastic prompts and fill-in pages for everything that matters — and plenty that doesn’t — including:

Who the hell you are (and who will pretend to care)
Your valuable crap, secret accounts, and questionable investments
Funeral and memorial plans (theme party optional)
Letters from the dead, haunting preferences, and regrets
Notes, random rants, and petty afterlife instructions
Equal parts useful and hysterical, this planner is the perfect blend of gothic humor, practicality, and morbid charm.

🖤 Ideal for adults who laugh in the face of death, goth souls, witches, and anyone who loves a good to-do list — even for the afterlife.