Alt Baby Bundle- 3 Baby Bodysuits For Punk Rock Fans

3-Piece Funny Baby Onesie Bundle – For Tiny Rebels with Big Attitudes

Why choose one when you can have all three? 😏
This bundle includes 3 hilarious baby bodysuits designed for parents who like their baby clothes with a little personality (and a lot of sarcasm).

Perfect for everyday wear, photos, or gifting — because babies might be cute… but they’re also a little chaotic.

🖤 WHAT’S INCLUDED:

✔ “So long and goodnight”
✔ “Do you have the time to listen to me whine”
✔ “Welcome to the cry parade”

A mix of alt, emo, and funny vibes — basically your baby’s first personality.

🖤 PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Soft, breathable cotton bodysuits
• Short sleeve, lap shoulder design (easy on/off)
• 3 snap closure for quick diaper changes
• High-quality print that won’t peel or fade
• Designed and made with attitude in Canada 🇨🇦

🖤 SIZES:

Available in:
0–3 months
3–6 months
6–9 months
9–12 months
12–18 months
18–24 months

👉 Fits true to size (size up if you want extra room)

🖤 COLORS:

• Black bodysuits
• White print designs

🖤 PERFECT FOR:

• Baby shower gifts
• Alt / emo / punk parents
• Funny newborn outfits
• Photo shoots
• Everyday chaos

🖤 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:

This isn’t your typical baby outfit.
It’s funny, a little unhinged, and exactly the kind of thing people will stop you to comment on.

🖤 PROCESSING + SHIPPING:

• Made to order
• Ships in 1–3 business days

🖤 NOTE:

Each bodysuit is handmade — slight variations may occur (but that just makes it cooler).