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Mind Your F*cking Manners- Hilarious Adult Manners Book
$15.55
Let’s be honest—manners are dead, and this book is here to drag them back by the collar.
Mind Your Fucking Manners is a satirical, profanity-filled children’s-book-for-adults that teaches basic human decency using bright illustrations, simple scenarios… and absolutely zero patience.
Think:
• Kids book visuals
• Adult language
• Zero sugar-coating
From cover your mouth to clean up your mess to you are not the main character, this book says what we’re all thinking—loudly.
Perfect for coffee tables, bathrooms, gift exchanges, and anyone who needs a reminder that “please” and “thank you” still exist.
⚠️ NOT for children.
This book contains strong language and unapologetic sarcasm.
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✨ FEATURES
✔️ Full-color illustrated 32 page 8.5” x 8.5” paperback
✔️ Satirical adult humor
✔️ Profanity-forward (you’ve been warned)
✔️ Easy, quick read
✔️ Makes an unforgettable gift
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🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR
• People with zero tolerance for nonsense
• Coworkers with no manners
• Friends who love dark humor
• Housewarming gifts
• Office gag gifts
• Adults who secretly hate everyone
Great for:
🎄 Christmas
🎂 Birthdays
🎁 White Elephant
🏠 Housewarming
🧻 Bathroom reading
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📏 DETAILS
• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• Audience: Adults (18+)
• Style: Satire / Humor / Profanity
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⚠️ IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER
This is a humor book for adults.
Contains explicit language and is not intended for children, despite the illustrated style.
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