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I Can't Fucking Read Baby Bodysuit
$24.00
i can’t f*cking read.” Baby Onesie
For the tiniest smartass in the room 😏
Let’s be honest… they can’t read, but the attitude is already there. This bold, hilarious baby onesie is perfect for alt parents, sarcastic households, and babies with main character energy.
🖤 DETAILS:
• Available in black or white
• Sizes: 0–3M, 3–6M, 6–9M, 9–12M, 12–18M, 18–24M
• Soft, breathable cotton – gentle on baby skin
• Envelope neckline for easy on/off
• Snap closure for quick diaper changes (because chaos happens)
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Clean, bold design that actually stands out
• High-quality print that won’t crack or peel
• Unisex style – perfect for any tiny menace
• Guaranteed to get laughs everywhere you go
🎁 PERFECT FOR:
• Baby showers
• New parents with a sense of humor
• Coming home outfit (iconic tbh)
• Everyday wear with attitude
⚡ STYLE TIP:
Pair with chunky socks, mini joggers, or just let the onesie do all the talking 😎
📦 MADE WITH LOVE:
Printed in-house by our small Canadian business 🖤
Not mass produced — each piece is made just for you
⚠️ NOTE:
This design includes strong language — made for parents who like their baby outfits a little unhinged 😉
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Customer service was excellent and fast. Item arrived much sooner than expected :)
Mariah St. Jean
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Great material, shipped fast, and it has been washed often and still looks perfect!
Sharon
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Parfais!!! C est exactement ce que nous voulions pour faire une blague a ma mère.
arrades
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Communication was great. It was drafted, confirmed, created and shipped in a matter of a couple of days. When I received it, it was so nicely packaged.
This has been one of my favourite gifts to give someone.
You will not be disappointed.
Franca
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Bought this for my friends who are expecting a baby.
But these are so cute and funny it makes me wish it was my size...
Martijn
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Important book!!!! Full of insight and comfort. Weaves together so much information. Thank you so much!!! If you feel at all drawn to it, then get it and read it, and you will understand!
pegasil
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I loved this for my baby cousin and the sizing was just perfect too.
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This onesie is perfect for my granddaughter! Such a cute baby shower gift
Priscilla
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