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Don't Fucking Touch Me Baby Bodysuit
$22.00
Don’t touch me.
Loud and clear.
This bold, sarcastic baby bodysuit is perfect for parents who like their humor unapologetic. Whether it’s for laughs, boundaries, or just your vibe, this one definitely gets attention.
Cute baby, strong message.
Available in black and white bodysuits.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• High-quality print that won’t crack, peel, or fade
• Easy snap closure for quick diaper changes
• Bold, high-contrast design that stands out
• Available in black or white
PERFECT FOR:
• Parents with a sense of humor
• Funny baby shower gifts
• Newborn outfits with attitude
• Baby photos that get reactions
• Everyday wear with personality
PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Available in black and white bodysuits
• White print on black / black print on white
• Professionally heat pressed design
• Durable and long-lasting print
• Unisex fit for any baby
• Made in-house with care
SIZING:
Fits true to size. Size up for longer wear.
PROCESSING & SHIPPING:
Made to order. Please allow time for production before shipping. Carefully packaged for safe delivery.
SHOP STYLE:
We create bold, funny, and alternative baby apparel for parents who don’t do basic. Designed to stand out and make a statement.
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Customer service was excellent and fast. Item arrived much sooner than expected :)
Mariah St. Jean
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Great material, shipped fast, and it has been washed often and still looks perfect!
Sharon
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Parfais!!! C est exactement ce que nous voulions pour faire une blague a ma mère.
arrades
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Communication was great. It was drafted, confirmed, created and shipped in a matter of a couple of days. When I received it, it was so nicely packaged.
This has been one of my favourite gifts to give someone.
You will not be disappointed.
Franca
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Bought this for my friends who are expecting a baby.
But these are so cute and funny it makes me wish it was my size...
Martijn
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Important book!!!! Full of insight and comfort. Weaves together so much information. Thank you so much!!! If you feel at all drawn to it, then get it and read it, and you will understand!
pegasil
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I loved this for my baby cousin and the sizing was just perfect too.
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This onesie is perfect for my granddaughter! Such a cute baby shower gift
Priscilla
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