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Welcome to the Cry Parade Baby Bodysuit
$24.00
No naps.
No peace.
Just vibes… and screaming 😅
This “Welcome to the Cry Parade” baby bodysuit is made for tiny chaos gremlins and sleep-deprived parents with a sense of humor. Perfect for alt, emo, and goth families raising the next generation of little rebels.
🧵 Bodysuit Details:
- Soft, breathable cotton
- Comfortable stretch for all-day wear
- Envelope neckline for easy changes
- Snap closure for quick diaper changes
- Durable and made to handle real life (aka chaos)
🎨 Print Details:
- Professionally printed design
- High-contrast, long-lasting print
- Designed in-house by Practical Moon Magic
- Holds up wash after wash
⚪ Color Options:
- Black bodysuit with white print (most popular 🖤)
- White bodysuit with black print
📏 Sizing:
- True to size
- Size up if between sizes
- Great for layering or wearing on its own
🎁 Perfect For:
- Baby shower gifts
- Emo / goth / alternative parents
- Funny baby outfits
- New parents who are in the trenches
- Matching family outfits (check our shop 👀)
⚡ Why You’ll Love It:
- Unique, edgy design you won’t find everywhere
- Comfortable enough for everyday wear
- Guaranteed to get laughs (and knowing looks)
🖤 From Our Shop:
We specialize in alternative baby clothing with attitude — because not all babies are basic.
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Customer service was excellent and fast. Item arrived much sooner than expected :)
Mariah St. Jean
Practical Moon Magic
Great material, shipped fast, and it has been washed often and still looks perfect!
Sharon
Practical Moon Magic
Parfais!!! C est exactement ce que nous voulions pour faire une blague a ma mère.
arrades
Practical Moon Magic
Communication was great. It was drafted, confirmed, created and shipped in a matter of a couple of days. When I received it, it was so nicely packaged.
This has been one of my favourite gifts to give someone.
You will not be disappointed.
Franca
Practical Moon Magic
Bought this for my friends who are expecting a baby.
But these are so cute and funny it makes me wish it was my size...
Martijn
Practical Moon Magic
Important book!!!! Full of insight and comfort. Weaves together so much information. Thank you so much!!! If you feel at all drawn to it, then get it and read it, and you will understand!
pegasil
Practical Moon Magic
I loved this for my baby cousin and the sizing was just perfect too.
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This onesie is perfect for my granddaughter! Such a cute baby shower gift
Priscilla
Practical Moon Magic